Horrible Movies

Most families go out to the local movie theater and see the movie with the best ratings, buy popcorn and submit themselves to some high-action drama, romance comedy, or kids movie. However, they miss the chance to learn how to crituique bad acting while they are surrounded by a hundred other people watching the big name actors run across the screen. My family? We leave the tv running as we clean the house, and when something truely aweful comes on, we sit down and watch. Last years hit was "Ice Spiders". it must have been filmed on a terribly low budget, the actors had the most obvious lines ( for example, " There's a spider on the opposite side of the door! Don't open it!"). Amazing acting included to support the stunning lines. Of course the actors had to have had their hair died from their natural blonde coloring. Rated 3.2 stars out of 10.
Today, i was called into the living room to witness another horrible movie, "Hunt to Kill". The "main" actors were horrendous, overweight and attempting stunts that are stupid to attempt in reality (repelling from a 1/8" rope, made from the band of a watch, down a free-fall cliff into a waterfall is never ideal.) however, the characters in the background had hilarious actions while close up shots of a dramatic facial feature of the kidnapped daughter were filmed. Big bad guy number one smelled his girlfriends hair while skinny bad guy number two played guitar using said rope that good guy was using to repel down the scary cliff. At least this keeper had 5 stars.
Who wants to go out to watch everyday stupidity, when you could watch paid stupidity? Support the cause!
Only in my family...