I Stab You!

How many of you out there have seen "Achmed the Dead Terrorist" before? The "terrifying terrorist"? If not, check it out, its good for a quick laugh. just skip ahead to 1:12 or so to hear the quote I'm emphisizing ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go ).
The other night, my mom was bored. Never a good thing for my mom. So, being the animal lover which she is, she decided to feed our 6-ft iguana some watermelon i was cutting into chunks. She may have been the one to rescue Ziggy, but she is not the fondest of our green-skinned friend, and therefore was using a BBQ skewer to poke a piece of watermelon, and push it into Zig's face through the bars of his cage. When Zig employed her belief of closing her eyes to make the world, and my moms ugly face, disappear, my mature mother began to play with our cat, Kitty, who was lounging around on top of Zig's cage by running the skewer in front of his paws. This apparently became boring after a good minute or so, and she began poking Kitty to make him react to this new game. Finally a reaction was heard from the cat, in the form of a prolonged "meow" and a hiss. Of course, this didn't end my mom's fun. It was only seconds until mom began to yell, in her best Achmed impression, " I STAB YOU! In the Butt! In the nose! In the tail! In the.. oppsies, sorry kitty! In the chest!..." Please don't call Peta on my poor mother for loosing her mind.
Only in my family....